Saturday, December 2, 2017

NATIONAL POLL DEFAMES FINE FEATHERED NORTH QUEENSLANDERS

"Bird  Brained " Criticism

Little Darwin  and  many other  fair  minded  Queensland  residents  are  outraged   at  the  poll  to  find  the  Australian   Bird of  Year for  2017, voting for which closes December 9.  A report in The Guardian  contains  a short list of  51 birds in the running for the title, with a description of each  one , provided by someone with an Irish  sounding name ,  Sean Dooley , and   Bird  Life Australia .

When it comes to the Bush-stone Curlew , it is cruelly described  thus : An eerie wail, bulging, googling eyes and  propped up on ridiculous  long legs, these nocturnal birds look like something out  of a  Halloween parade (!!!). It continues...Hammered  by foxes and cats in the south , they are still thriving in the north.

Highly intelligent, politically   active   Curlew, above ,  on Magnetic Island, strongly supports the ALP renewables  policy .   He is furious  with  Dooley's  disparaging description .  Readers of   this blog  know  we  have    a close affinity with   Bush-stone Curlews .
No  Halloween uglies here .
It is outrageous  to say  Curlews  look like something out of a bloody Halloween parade.    Halloween ,  with its idiotic   massive  commercialism  and brainwashing of  kids, teaching them to go about knocking on strangers' doors at night , is  a  blot  on  the  nation . 

 Although , a  witch riding  a broomstick shown  smashing into a  pillar in  a large shopping  centre was  an unexpected  treat  and   reminded me  of  one of  the  mad  with  the   power  locals  . In addition , my dislike of Halloween is such  that  I  sool  a  ravenous  dinosaur onto anybody who comes knocking  at  the door  demanding  trick   or  treat .

 I allow Curlews  to walk into my den , feed them ,  have long , meaningful conversations with them in  assorted  childish   voices .   They  are wonderful , intelligent , fabulous   creatures .They should  call on Sean Dooley and  River Dance  all  over  him .

 As for the suggestion that they are  thriving up  north -not on Magnetic Island , where  most of the  chicks that  hatched this year have  soon  quickly disappeared ... Barking Owls, dogs, cats,  snakes .