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LONDON: In stunning breaking news it has been revealed the ousted Australian PM , George W. Abbott , will play the part of a clumsy James Bond type fighting man who literally drops in on many Middle East conflicts in a brilliant advertising campaign
for a new crunchy
confectionery-catchily named the Super Nutty Thatcher Bar-which dentists warn will undoubtedly make
fillings fall out.
The Thatcher Bar promos will be similar to
the Snickers adverts in
which Mr Bean falls through
a roof and drops in on angry Kung Fu warriors armed
with razor-sharp Wilkinson Sword crumpet
cutters.
The
Thatcher Bar Corporation’s chocolate coated PR chief , Chauncy Thistlewaite , said Mr
Abbott proved he was a martial arts
expert when he recently delivered the
second Margaret
Thatcher lecture in London ,
attired like a posh judge in the X-Factor.
The
audience , many sporting stiff starched dickies, got the impression Europeans
should Kung
Fu kick refugees
back into the sea , or Nauru , Manus , Scambodia , Tierra del
Fuego , St Helena , Father Damien’s
holiday home in the Pacific, soon to inundated by rising
seas - partly due to
natural global warming but mainly
because of voluminous hot
air from Australia’s raucous shockjocks.
