HAIR RAISING EXPERIENCE IN BALI

On a recent  visit to Bali , a  well known  baldy Darwin resident  was  offered  a  miracle spray on  hair  restorer  by  a  persistent  salesman who guaranteed it would turn him into  a mop top. While  waiting  for  a flight back  to  Darwin  , the  nude  nut  wondered if  he should have bought  the spray . However,  he  soon forgot  the   hair  product  when  he developed the familiar signs of  Bali Belly and  dashed off to the loo. His fervent  hope as he  joined the  plane was  that it would  not  be  delayed on the tarmac  for  an hour  before  take  off.