Almost from the
moment we announced
the intention to launch
our innovative
online publication - the Magnautic
Island
Times (MIT)- the mighty Murdoch
empire started to go
into retreat. It
withdrew from listing on
the ASX, its
share price fell, and it
has
flogged off a
large part of its Chinese investment. Top Wall
Street analysts
agree MIT has rattled
the Murdoch camp . The Vatican
said the situation is like the collapse of the Holy Roman
Empire . As a result, we continue to be flooded
by financiers wanting
to either buy us out or take
a large part
of the
action. We have confirmed
our attitude to play the
rich guys off against one
another so that we
eventually sell for so much that we will
each have a luxury
yacht like the
one above owned by the mystery
New York billionaire eager to buy us out.
The
recent
Magnautic Island Times terrifying
scoop about Grubzilla on the
rampage stunned the world. All the
leading news agencies , except Fox,
are clamouring to be associated with Little Darwin and MIT . And a leading
baked beans
company urgently wants to know
if we can sign up Grubzilla
for a massive
new global advertising campaign based
on Cinesite’s award winning one
about Astronauts being
torn apart by a Moon monster, above . In that clever advert the last surviving
Astronaut’s hiding place is given away by
a nervous fart caused by eating baked beans
. Thus the message : The Baked Bean not
for Astronauts .
