LONDON: Hannah, the Hot Hacking Hamster, has undergone a major make over in the Murdoch empire’s campaign to crush the ABC TV’s upcoming comedy show,THE HAMSTER WHEEL, put together by that irreverent , cheeky, audacious Chaser team. The furry svengali has been made look even sexier, with windswept hair and a tiara to make her more appealing to drooling , lascivious Australian football fans . A string of Paspaley pearls adds to the allure .
Her latest publicity photo,above, forwarded to us by News International , shows Hannah without her guide to the Kamasutra . Instead , she is studying other positions for luxury furniture in her plush hamster wheel boudoir with a guide to Feng Shui. Rupert Murdoch has spent zillions trying to crack the China market , and it is understood he sees the cuddly hamster, dressed like an emperor’s concubine, as not only gnawing away at the Chasers, but also securing a vast audience in China.
Hannah’s life story is a rathole to riches saga. Her parents hid in the kitchen of a famous seaside hotel, Fawlty Towers , and lived off the scraps in bins . A Spaniard took pity on them and hid them in his bedroom until the place was closed down by the health department and they were able to escape to freedom . Hannah was born in the basement at Harrod’s, attracting the eye and patronage of a rich ratfink. She rose to fame and fortune when she appeared in Nudes of the World. (See earlier hamster/Chaser war scoop below.)
Her latest publicity photo,above, forwarded to us by News International , shows Hannah without her guide to the Kamasutra . Instead , she is studying other positions for luxury furniture in her plush hamster wheel boudoir with a guide to Feng Shui. Rupert Murdoch has spent zillions trying to crack the China market , and it is understood he sees the cuddly hamster, dressed like an emperor’s concubine, as not only gnawing away at the Chasers, but also securing a vast audience in China.
Hannah’s life story is a rathole to riches saga. Her parents hid in the kitchen of a famous seaside hotel, Fawlty Towers , and lived off the scraps in bins . A Spaniard took pity on them and hid them in his bedroom until the place was closed down by the health department and they were able to escape to freedom . Hannah was born in the basement at Harrod’s, attracting the eye and patronage of a rich ratfink. She rose to fame and fortune when she appeared in Nudes of the World. (See earlier hamster/Chaser war scoop below.)
