Darwin’s would-be dictator, Adolf Shicklgruber, exclusively revealed in Little Darwin as planning to take over the Northern Territory, has just finished writing a cookery book : MEIN PICKLED CAMP PIE MITT SAUERKRAUT AND DUMB-DUMB DEMOGRAPHICS, expected to be serialised soon in weekend newspapers throughout the unsuspecting nation . The recipes are based on Frau Beetson’s guide to DIY brown paper bag cooking for single men trying to break the unhealthy junk food habit.
Sensational new revelations about Adolf and his goosestepping henchmen will appear in Little Darwin in the near future-once cleared by the CIA, ASIO, the FBI Handbag Department and the D-Notice sticker and Koala bear stamp are removed from our top secret file.
