Police have confirmed that a man answering his description was seen moon walking outside the Discovery nightclub in Mitchell Street last Saturday night . At the same time another Wacko Jacko look alike was entertaining a crowd of revellers with a cross between a moon walk and an Irish jig outside Shenannigans .
Then another weirdo who looked like Jackson , wearing one white glove and claiming to be a visiting Greek gynaecologist , was evicted from Royal Darwin Hospital
The largest number of Jackson sightings came from the Moscow Circus when it was in town performing for peanuts , thanks to Darwin City Council largesse. At least 100 people vow they saw Michael Jackson moon walking with a chimp in the big ring. The chimp was wearing Michael’s missing glove and sucking on a bottle of cheap Russian vodka.
Another sighting was reported at Mindil Beach where Jackson moon walked along the sand with a drunken monkey , later identified as Bubbles .Unfortunately , a skyrocket set off by one of Darwin’s many cracker maniacs landed on Jackson’s head and set fire to the singer’s hair.
Brave Darwin firefighters , highly experienced in dealing with visiting Hollywood hobboes , rushed to the beach and doused Jackson and the jibbering monk with flat Pepsi . Back at the station, the quick thinking fire crew were congratulated by a senior officer who did a Michael Jackson moon walk , grabbed his groin like Wacko does and put his pocket fire extinguisher on the line for the cheering firies.
After the nasty experience at Mindil Beach , Michael Jackson and Bubbles were next seen at Crocodylus Park . Jackson foolishly tempted fate by moon walking around the edges of the breeding ponds at feeding time. The poor chimp, obviously still drunk on vodka, fell in and was quickly gobbled up by a huge female croc which is regularly seen seductively posing in a bikini on page 3 of the NT News.
Another large crocodile bit Jackson on the nose and he was rushed to the Neverland Hospital wing in the new- look Darwin Private Hospital carpark and clip-joint .There he underwent plastic surgery and the painful removal of a grotty, ingrown glove from the lining of his black hat, which left a nasty hole looking like a crater on the dark side of the moon. .
