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Showing posts with label Egypt Townsville spoof. Show all posts

Sunday, February 4, 2018

ANCIENT EGYPTIAN TOMB CONTAINS GRIM FUTURE WARNING ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING

Archeologists  are  stunned by the above ornate  panel in  a newly discovered  tomb  near the pyramids of Giza which clearly depicts  The Sphinx, badly eroded and  tilted ,  being  swallowed up  by  rising  sea  levels .  
Meanwhile ,  on  Magnetic  Island ,  the  tourist  Jewel in the Crown , it  is still experiencing The Curse of  the Townsville Mummies  and   Civic  Fathers  , the greatly diminished, tattered   remnants  of  the  Welcome to Magnetic Island  banners , above , still   in  total disarray on Monday morning , February  5, which looks  like  a Tahitian  scene  painted  by  Gauguin after he  had  been  debauching  for   two  months .