Even though looking decidedly moth eaten , this Emperor Moth, nearly pecked to death during a Super Saturday sausage sizzle by a red -headed , free-loading , drunken cut out , is the Turnbull Government's new fund raising emblem . Speaking from the Coalition Funk Bunker , chief spin doctor and entomologist , Fritz von Waffleburger , said the moth lapel badge will be variously priced , made from gunmetal ($10) , fool's gold ($100) and recycled ABC drinking straws,50 cents -free if you are a rabid public broadcaster hater , have an irritable bowel and bright red-neck , who has a Murdoch subscription, headphones, I-pad , steak knives , etc.
It is hoped sales of the impressive emblem , which projects an image of an emperor-like strong man in a Sir Robert Menzies double-breasted suit running the country , will be so great that the Coalition will be able to afford to stand candidates in bothersome Western Australian seats at the next federal election .
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