In a strategic major decision , the Liberal Party Funk Bunker , under new management , today appointed the international cleaning firm of Agile and Nimble ( No Liability ) Inc., head office in the Cayman Islands , to secretly do room makeovers after wild football parties on the premises.
Skilled , underpaid members of Agile and Nimble , above , are shown rapidly cleaning up the mess following a sensational bash for Big Banana who was ousted after a bunch up . Canberra Hospital emergency services and the maternity ward were placed on alert during the ensuing drunken farewell in which Lady Fingers , under the influence of penny gin , peeled off her gear . That cad Cavendish stood on a marble pedestal and recited Eskimo Nell , all 157 verses, and some tired and emotional person tackled a brass statue of Billy Bigears , dislocating his shoulder in the process .
The cleaner in the bucket ,who has the disgusting habit of licking carpets, became intoxicated after running his tongue along the axminister during the strenuous , thirsty , 18 hour shift . He was placed in the bucket to make his maiden speech and sober up in what is a kind of footie sin bin , similar to the crowded 1000 gallon watertank where low hanging ALP members, laughingly suffering from the Freckled Banana Disease , were sent by Bronwyn Bishop when she was the flighty Top Banana in the steamy jungle plantation.
