Friday, July 11, 2025

ON THE TRACK OF AUSTRALIA'S BIGFOOT

A large footprint   found in  an  outback  rainforest  has raised the possibility that  the  hairy , grotesque  North  American  primate , Bigfoot , also  known as  Donald Trump, is related  to  Bluey, the  popular   Australian  Blue  Heeler   star   of    kids  television  .

This  shock  conclusion is  because of the colour  of  the footprint  , shown exclusively  above, taken by an  obvious  bumblefooted  photographer .

The  huge  footprint  was   found  in  a  Jurassic Park -like   secret  location in  North Queensland  by  a   wandering , shabbily-dressed   mushroom   picker  .

Through the  swirling  mist , the  now  very nervous discoverer ,  snapped  what  he  thought  looked  like a giant, hairy  monster, below ,in the distance ,  before  it  disappeared , with a  blood-curdling  scream. 



(Bigfoot. Footprint .Spoof.)