Sunday, March 9, 2025

DIRE BOAT WARNING

 A strange , hard to read  warning  ,above, was   found on a  Townsville  boat ramp  by our floating  Shipping Reporter . Placed on what could be mistaken for a folded  body bag , was  a clear warning to stay off  a  boat.  It seemed to be  aimed at a certain person who had a  tattoo , perhaps a dog, or was branded a   dog by the angry boat owner.  It  went on to say that if he ventured  aboard  again he would end up crab  bait!   Nearby screeching  flying foxes  in the mangroves  added  to  the  threat . There were two  large  boats   moored  nearby.


Our waterfront rounsdman said the ramp is in a pleasant location to make  crab bait and  wash away  the  incriminating  evidence.  

  (Boat. Threat. Ramp.)