SING SING : In a desperate bid to soften his godawful image , recycled felon Donald Trump has whipped up a weird cookbook which includes 1001 WAYS TO COOK A (HOT) DOG , which will be sold on the election trail . It is specifically aimed at the squillion of illegal border crossers who are munching through the pets of America . Fox (Stews) News tips the book will have astronomical sales.
The book will also probably sell well with some of those fried brain Republicans who voted for Trump in the past .
It has a special section headed HOW TO COOK KAMALA'S GOOSE without removing the feathers. One recipe is called TWEETIE PIE , in which Trump, wearing an apron and wielding a cleaver and mallet , looking all the world like Count Yorga, demonstrates how to convert flocks of canaries and Bald Eagles- the threatened national emblem of the USA - into tasty KFC tucker for Mexican tiny tots.
(Spoof,Trump, Hotdogs).
