There are growing reports that a luxury condominium in the Trump Bali International Resort and Golfcourse is being prepared as a bolt hole for Donald Trump when he is soundly defeated in the presidential election. God defend America and beyond if he is not !
Bali officials are shocked at the suggestion that an angry, rejected Donald Trump , as unpopular as B.O. Plenty in the Dick Tracy comic , is to take up permanent residence on the island .
A worried Bali tourist official today likened Trump's presence on the resort as being like the daily arrival of a Qantas jumbo jet full of Aussie footballers on an end of season romp.
The condominium which is the centre of the speculation is the subject of much activity . Boxes marked TOP SECRET, return to WHITE HOUSE for refund deposit , have been carried in by cussing underpaid Uber drivers, some Russian .
Out of one split box fell a pin up photograph of the late Queen Elizabeth ll , which is hard to understand why he has it , unless Trump keeps an album of every woman he toasted (repeat toasted).
He committed a protocol gaffe with the Queen by walking in front of her while being shown through a large guard of honour .
It is understood that on that occasion , he thanked Her Majesty for the 82- gun salute and offered to make her an honorary life member of the National Rifle Association.
(Spoof,Trump,Bali.)
