Thursday, August 1, 2024

MONTY PYTHON DUO AND MR HISSY

    

The removal of  some  storage  bins  from a  stack  in  a  shed   disturbed  a   python , above , which  had been  residing   in   there  and  it slithered out  into the  garden.

Then the nextdoor neighbour opened the mail box and out popped  another  small  python .

As if that was not enought  reptiles  for one week , out of the  computer crawled  another , an  old  Mr   Hissy email  .

Opened up  , it revealed  this  large  carpet  snake , about three and a half metres long, named  Mr Hissy , because  it  hissed at people, including the  electrician  who got  a helluva    fright  and  nearly fell off  a ladder  while  trying to cut a hole in  the  roof of  the house  at   Arnhem Nursery , Humpty Doo, Darwin , where  the  said  Mr   Hissy  had  been a  longtime resident. 

The  photograph  was sent to us in 2011  by  the late  Kerry Byrnes who, with his wife , Sandra,  ran the nursery, and  he also  gave an ABC  gardening talk. 

He  said  the  frightened  electrician demanded  the  snake  be  removed   before  he  would  resume  the   job . The following  is  an extract  from our  blog  entry about  what transpired .

Kerry, a  tough Taikwondo exponent  and  a  fully paid  up  member  of  the  Australasian  Limp Fallers' Club , Northern Territory  branch ,  chickened out  of  the  eviction  and  called  in  an experienced  snake  handler.  

According to  Kerry , the  hero  herpetologist clambered into the  confined hot roof  space, just  above Kerry’s bed !!!, and TALKED ???  to  the   reptile , obviously a  snake whisperer , for 15 minutes .

Sleepy Hissy  raised his head, as if listening to an Indian snake charmer, sniffed the intruder , then put his head down and appeared to resume Forty Winks . 

Two towels were then gently placed over the somnolent serpent's head so that  the  snake  man  could  get  a  firm hold.

Hissy  literally hit the roof . The aroused snake wound itself around the arm of his captor about eight times and applied the big squeeze, with associated painful Indian wrist burns . It developed into a fierce rumble in the jungle . 

Hissy regarded the episode as a gross home invasion, he having lived there unmolested for at least a decade . The brave snake man sought Kerry’s help to unwind the snake , otherwise he ( by now a shouting whisperer) could have  passed out through loss of  blood circulation!

Kerry manfully squeezed himself into the confined wrestling ring , with an atmosphere like a Turkish bath, and helped drag the powerful critter out. To make amends to his star boarder, Kerry is planning a special luxury pad for Mr Hissy in the ceiling to atone for disturbing his sleep. He may also present him with a brace of possums stuffed with a secret recipe of herbs and spices from the nursery’s kitchen garden .

Mr Hissy  subsequently took up residence in an old car body and  fed on tasty a la carte  possums .