This sensational prediction is backed up by the following postcard of a cute Australian Green Tree Frog in a White House dunny !!!
In an exclusive French retirement village interview with Nostradamus , the wise old gentleman warned , "God help and defend America if Trump gets the keys to the White House ablution block ."
However, he hastily added that due to the new beaut Maggie Beer catering service at the retirement home, which does not include tasteless croissants, he keeps on getting vivid visions of Trump croaking hysterically and clapping ( repeat clapping ) madly as he is sucked down the tubes in the presidential election.
Nostradamus predicted Donald Trump will look like a battered and dessicated toad after the vital election .
The exclusive postcard shown at the top of this report , from the Paul Arnold Bush Photos series, proudly published by Coleman Printing , Darwin , was discovered in Townsville by our Shipping Reporter, who flushes out many oddities .
He has had many close encounters with green tree frogs in Darwin conveniences, going back as far as 1958 . On one occasion he did battle with a deadly brown snake which slithered into his toilet and began eating the loudly protesting frogs that lived under the lip of the toilet bowl .
This literary gem is dedicated to the memory of Sydney's high class King's Cross Whisper team , especially Peter and Terry Blake , Jim Ramsay , Jim Oram, Maori Barry , Max Cullen and others .
(Spoof, Trump , Nostradamus .)
