Saturday, February 24, 2024

SHIPPING REPORTER FINDS TREASURE

 Due to his  failing eyesight, our waterfront roundsman, the only one north of  Sydney's Circular Quay, he  has  unexpectedly cornered  the  junk jewellery  market. While  tottering about a Townsville op shop looking for  jettisoned items  of  nautical interest, he espied  what he thought was a large container of old  buttons.

In bygone days ,  when he prowled about Port Adelaide , Semaphore and Largs Bay , he oft bought at garage sales and house clearances  tins  and  jars  of old buttons  cut off  shirts, coats,  jackets , dresses  which  sometimes  contained  an old  medal , medallion or badge  buried  deep  inside.

On spotting the Townsville  collection of  "buttons" it  was  hoped that  there might  be  a  hidden treasure  inside..

Surprise, surprise. Instead of  olde buttons ... it  was  31 sets  of  chunky earrings!

Some of them  are  displayed  above  against  a  Titanic  drink  coaster   to give the false impression  they  were  recovered from  the ill-fated ship and  therefore  worth  a  fortune.

It is suggested he should flog them off at the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras  and as genuine Taylor Swift  trinkets  to her fans unable  to  buy a  ticket to  any of  her concerts and then go on a  world luxury cruise with the  rest of  the  loot.