Sunday, October 4, 2015

SECRET OF JOHNATHAN THURSTON'S SUPERMAN PERFORMANCE

In  the sensational  NRL premiership match in Sydney, it was  twice stated on  television that the  Cowboys unstoppable  co-captain, Johnathan Thurston, seen  here, bleeding , battered , stunned ,exhausted  and  jubilant, goes to Magnetic  Island  for  rest  and   resuscitation.

It  is  fact that  some strange  force  on  the island , off Townsville , caused the compass of  daring   South Pacific  explorer  Captain James Cook to  go  haywire, so  he  named  it  Magnetical  Island .

That  powerful energy  obviously  recharges Thurston's batteries (no need to call  the race stewards  to examine his CWA knitted tea cosy headgear  ) during the long, tough  football season  in  which  he is crash tackled, targeted , smashed, thumped , dumped , bashed , jumped on , hit by an  Exocet missile   to use  a  few terms used  by civilised  sports writers  and  commentators. 
 
No doubt Townsville   will  cash  in on the television  mention of Magnetic Island  as  Thurston's  R and R  retreat , dump the idea of a  super stadium in the  city , and turn  the island into a  trendy  health  resort  like Bath, in England , its  restorative mineral springs   originally used  by  Roman legionnaires to  get relief after endless battles with  the Picts, Scots, Angle-Saxons , Celts  and  the fierce , ugly , woad - painted Broncos .

Magnetic Musical  Note : The odd flugelhorn figure made by builder Territory Gaffney and wife, Lauris, which figured in this blog, won  the People's  Choice  section   on Magnetic Island.