Friday, May 9, 2014

LET THEM EAT CAKE / CHEESE BUDGET NIGHT SURPRISE

CANBERRA : The Budget speech  by  Treasurer   Joe  Hockey  will break  new  ground and  the sound  barrier  when  his cutting words   will  be  instantly relayed  not  only  to  the  deaf  through a  sign language expert but  verbally  to  French  speaking   members  of  the  community . With him  at the  Sinking Fund Box  will  be blow  in   expert  French  linguist and flatulist,  Le  Petomane. This  famous and    skilled communicator  has been hired because of his capacity to amusingly explain  the  economic  state of  the  nation in  Paris's naughty Moulin Rouge , making the revolting French  come away  laughing   uproariously - instead of  taking to  the  streets and greasing  the  guillotine .
 
Le Petomane  has  advised the Treasurer to open  his  Doomsday   speech  by  calling  Australian voters cheese-eating  surrender monkeys , which he guarantees  will  bring down  the  house  and boost the sale of French fries in fast food  shops .  It  is expected  Le  Petomane's  stunning  French  TV  delivery will  contain  English  / Slave Market / Sweat  Shop  subtitles   on    Budget  night .