Monday, October 15, 2012


Inspired by Zara Holt, above, wife of the Australian  PM  who disappeared at sea under mysterious circumstancesPM Julia Gillard  has  taken up spearfishingTony Abbott immediately  announced he would not venture  into the  water  fearing  that  Gillard  would mistake him for a flathead or  a tommy ruff. He also  expressed the fear that he could be  seized by the crew of a  Chinese submarine in Sydney on R and R after spying on the US  Marines in Darwin. *** In other  exciting  news  from  the Canberra  fishtank , it is understood  that a  prominent  member of  the Coalition  has  been offered a  fabulous  sum to replace the acrobatic  fish in the Omega 3  TV  advertisement .