Already partying madly at the thought of seizing power , this is how the new look Liberal Party may eliminate bad look biker party pooper .
It must be abundantly obvious to the Coalition czars that to many Australian voters Tony Abbott is like Victor , the grimacing male co- presenter in the Fast Forward TV skits - BACK TO THE USSR and GOOD MORNING MOSCOW – a most unattractive man, according to blonde Soviet bimbo, Svetta Tutti Frutti. Repeatedly, the polls show that Tony Tubeless is not highly regarded as a potential PM. On the other hand , deposed leader , Malcolm Turnbull, is loved nearly as much as pioneer Red Cosmonaut , Yuri Gagarin.
And his latest newsletters show that he seems to be busier than Kevin Rudd , as if ready to launch another attack on Rasputin and his ambitious nay-saying Cossacks . Malcolm’s recent bulletin carried the sad news about the death of a pet dog . Kevin Rudd has an obstreperous cat. All the major vote winning issues are therefore covered . Incidently, who would you like as PM - a bloke who wears a snazzy leather jacket or some hairy bod, shaped like a pretzel who runs about in budgie smugglers?
The longer the Gillard Government hangs on in there , despite the massive media and mogul machines trying to crush it, the more unattractive the Mad Monk is going to become . The workforce will surely realise that under an Abbott Government workplaces will resort to gulags. As a result, the Coalition Kremlin may be forced to use a ruthless , but effective Russian method of solving political problems –sticking an icepick into Abbott’s front wheel- and proclaiming Malcolm as the new nice guy leader. Julia Gilliard would undoubtedly consider retiring to take up a new career as a gay marriage celebrant if such a coup took place .
The longer the Gillard Government hangs on in there , despite the massive media and mogul machines trying to crush it, the more unattractive the Mad Monk is going to become . The workforce will surely realise that under an Abbott Government workplaces will resort to gulags. As a result, the Coalition Kremlin may be forced to use a ruthless , but effective Russian method of solving political problems –sticking an icepick into Abbott’s front wheel- and proclaiming Malcolm as the new nice guy leader. Julia Gilliard would undoubtedly consider retiring to take up a new career as a gay marriage celebrant if such a coup took place .
