* Typical rabid Tory terrier terrorising Terra Australis
Australia is facing an outbreak of mad dog disease brought on by crazed right-wing politics , according to an RSPCA warning . It says dog catchers throughout the nation are exhausted coping with the many werewolves and media mongrels rushing about like dogs chasing a bitch on heat. Staff at the Australian Capital Territory pound have been run ragged rounding up barking and frothing at the mouth canines. A nasty little imported Sydney Shih-Tzu, injected with Chinese Nine Dog , disturbed the peace of Canberra for many a day until, thankfully , run over by a convoy of trucks.
Another nondescript, angry, snarling woofer frequently attacks the heels of Senator Brown and bicycle riders and is obviously suffering from rabies, posing a threat to the nation. The ACT pound is full of feeble bush-bred chuhuahuas and snappy Jack Russells , all destined to be put down tomorrow, which will be a great relief for country dwellers.
