JOB SECURITY

Following talks at a ministerial level, a high flyer returned to his office displaying the Colgate ring of confidence and told adoring staff that his job is safe. Attacks against him , he said, were due to a personal vendetta by a certain person. To show how confident he was of remaining at the top of the heap, he then launched a witchhunt to try and find the source of suspected leaks to the dreaded media.