VATICAN : According to the Holy See Press Office , Mother Mary MacKillop will undergo cosmetic surgery before she is canonised as Australia’s first saint. This is because many jug-eared TV journalists and newsreaders have had difficulty understanding the process of BEATIFICATION of the feisty nun . As a result, they repeatedly wrongly referred to the BEAUTIFICATION of Mary MacKillop.
Celebrity obsessed members of the population therefore think Mother Mary is undergoing a nip and tuck and will wear a snazzy designer label wimple when paraded before the applauding nation . Already trashy celebrity and gossip magazines are running cover stories billing our saint as a thoroughly modern Millie . And a DVD will be released next month in which a person wearing a mini shirt , claiming to be Kylie MacKillop , will lip-synch the hottest 10 psalms in an absolutely heavenly national concert tour like that of Britney Spears, with a supporting cast of gyrating and genuflecting South Australian flying nuns.
Celebrity obsessed members of the population therefore think Mother Mary is undergoing a nip and tuck and will wear a snazzy designer label wimple when paraded before the applauding nation . Already trashy celebrity and gossip magazines are running cover stories billing our saint as a thoroughly modern Millie . And a DVD will be released next month in which a person wearing a mini shirt , claiming to be Kylie MacKillop , will lip-synch the hottest 10 psalms in an absolutely heavenly national concert tour like that of Britney Spears, with a supporting cast of gyrating and genuflecting South Australian flying nuns.
