From various informants, we publish these intriguing items that you have not heard about in the local media...
1. Will the person who left that horrible blood red deposit in the manager’s loo at Bunnings , Bagot Road, please contact a doctor asap ? Or else, insert a grafted mango to ease the flow .
2. Were those police officers climbing over the locked high fence of a Nightcliff residence belonging to a person recently mentioned in a court case covered in the NT News rehearsing for a Spiderman movie?
3. The departure south of the border of a person from a powerful statutory organisation may have some interesting repercussions after six months have transpired.
4. The new Kiwi head of Royal Darwin Hospital should look into the problem of noisy wards . Trying to sleep is hard with visitors and some patients yahooing, yelling and making a nuisance of themselves. Try and escape the hubbub by moving outside and sitting in the sun and you run the gauntlet of being asked for fags or money.
