Thursday, March 19, 2009

HOORAY FOR GUANTANAMO BAY

President Obama was cheered today when he announced bankers, insurance company executives, hedge fund shonks, , incompetent ratings agencies and other finance charlatans will be placed in irons, hooded and flown to Guantanamo Bay.

There they will be placed in cells vacated by terrorist suspects and subjected to daily waterboarding. The US Supreme Court, the International Court of Justice and J. Edgar Hoover and his handbag have all backed Obama’s ratfink rendition plan.

Fidel Castro has kindly offered to extend the Guantanamo base free of charge to enable construction of tidal prison cells to accommodate the finance industry scumbags . Recordings of Castro’s speeches will be played nonstop to further torment the arrogant fraudsters who have brought the world undone. .