Friday, October 10, 2008

LOVELORN DOCTOR ELECTRIFIES DARWIN

A brilliant NASA space capsule engineer has been frantically called in by PowerWater to save Darwin from a catastrophic blackout. He is Dr Who, a much travelled genius with an amazing Wallace and Gromit tool kit which enables him to fix just about anything that is a pile of old junk.

Dr Who is recovering from a tragic romance with Australia’s own Kylie Minogue aboard the luxury liner Titanic . Sadly, the Singing Budgie was sucked into a nuclear furnace after giving Dr Who a French kiss which caused his smelly sneakers to melt . Before she was reduced to sub atomic particles , Kylie threw Dr Who a piece of her lingerie which he now uses to polish his unique multi- purpose made in China screwdriver .

Saddened by Kylie’s demise, the good doctor seemed to disappear from Earth . He was, however, living like a hermit in a cave near the summit of Mt Everest , mourning the loss of yet another girlfriend ,despite the daily noisy throng of yuppy climbers, some in wheelchairs from Little Britain complaining about the view atop a sherpa's back .

When PowerWater sent out a Bat Signal for help, it was answered not by a fruit bat in tights, but Dr Who. He lobbed at the Casuarina substation in a puff of smoke aboard a strange space vehicle which looks like a police call box. It contains a top secret generator powered by bulldust and rust , fuel which is super abundant in the Top End. Dr Who is a veteran of Darlek riot control and says he will teach Darwin police new age methods to permanently eradicate local idiot gangs and Mitchell Street juiced up weekend morons.