Monday, September 30, 2024
SPREADING THE TRUTH ABOUT OZ
Sunday, September 29, 2024
AUSTRALIA REBRANDED IN STRANGE , FLY BLOWN PARALLEL UNIVERSE
Friday, September 27, 2024
PLAYING POSSUM
Thursday, September 26, 2024
MAGNETIC ISLAND SNIPPETS : HUNGRY BIRDLIFE , HERMIT TROVE
Flocks of noisy Cockatoos are on the hunt for tucker as are Lorikeets and Curlews. A few Torres Strait Pigeons have also flown in from way up north.
OYSTER FARMING PIONEER
The Magnetic Museum is collating a great collection of material, including many letters and cuttings , about the late island resident , Keith Bryson , described as a hermit who lived in a shack at White Lady Bay , got about in his underwear , and scared off strangers with a wooden shotgun .
From Sydney , where he was involved in the fishing industry, he became secretary of the Townsville branch of the Queensland Commercial Fishermen's Association .
For more than 20 years he conducted oyster farming experiments on Magnetic Island and also nearby Palm Island . A l977 journal article he wrote about tropical oyster farming mentioned the Northern Territory where a government trial had been cut short by Cyclone Tracy in l974.
Bryson also campaigned strongly to protect the Great Barrier Reef.
Sunday, September 22, 2024
FROM JAPAN WITH LOVE AND PEARLS
In l965, standing on the spot where the atomic bomb exploded above Nagasaki on August 9 , l945, destroying a third of the city and killing or injuring 150,000 people , an Australian tourist , who described himself as "Uncle at Large" wrote his thoughts about the momentous event on the back of a Peace Statue postcard, one of many he bought and sent home .
He said it was a queer sensation to stand there and try and imagine the horrendous blast.
One of the many places in which he stayed was the " beaut " Hiroshima Grand Hotel, that city also obliterated by an atomic bomb on August 6, l945.
On the back of a postcard, he penned what he suggested might be judged "crazy", wide - ranging samples of the Japanese way of life. This was in the form of a long list of subjects , with yes or no after each one , seemingly indicating each had or had not been tasted, seen , watched, sampled , experienced.
It included Raw fish (yes), Saki (no) ,Tempura fried fish (yes), Geishas (no) ,Turkish bath (yes), Strip Show (yes) , FastTrain / Bullet-130mph-(yes), Oyster Girls (yes ) .
Saturday, September 21, 2024
WORLD TOUR WITH LIONS , GRACE KELLY, CHARLIE CHAPLIN AND VEGEMITE .
A bundle of postcards sent by Aussies travelling overseas , spanning almost half a century , contains interesting observations and comments about people , local tucker , tempting things to buy , the sights .
Found by our ragged , rummaging Shipping Reporter , most of the postcards were sent back to family and friends in North Queensland from many countries , including Japan , the Philippines, Fiji , India ,Singapore , Spain , Gibraltar, Portugal , Italy, Switzerland , Egypt , USA and England.
The senders of the above postcard , dated June 28,l962 , wrote that this was the venue for an International Lions Convention ,which they attended , one of them made a delegate , in Nice , France. There they met some Australians from Sydney and even Rusty Rees from Cairns !
This was presumably the prominent Cairns businessman who started Rusty's Market in 1974, still going today , a popular tourist attraction . He was also a well known local motorcycle speedway rider who in the l940s beat the crack Townsville rider, Harry Taylor .
Another postcard , a souvenir of Monte Carlo, bears several Lions Convention stamps . There is reference to a Lions meeting back in Queensland in another postcard .
The sender of a January 12 ,1980 postcard informed Mum and Dad that a lot of wattle had been seen in the lush French countryside. A trip to Monaco failed to produce a sighting of Princess Grace Kelly. Mind you, the lasagna had been tasty in Italy. In nine parcels wrapped to bring home were six containing books .
America's low prices were noted by a sender who in March l988 wrote from Seattle, Washington, stating that petrol was 80 cents a gallon ,underlined ; new cars started at $5500 ; food was also cheap .
From a bayou in lovely Louisiana, USA , 1975 , a postcard , with an Eisenhower stamp, was sent to North Queensland urging a couple of apparent tobacco growers to put in a crop and come over to America for a holiday.
The friendly Melanesians in the Solomon Islands impressed another Australian traveller who visited the Betikama 7th Day Adventist High School , on the outskirts of Honiara , to see pupils wood carving in the native tradition and playing " beautiful" music in a band which used bamboo instruments.
Eating Vegemite and toast in a hostel, looking out on the grand scenery at Whistler, Canada , after an overnight snowfall , in October 1993 , a traveller said there were so many other Australians about he wondered who was left at home .
Charlie Chaplin , Queen Elizabeth, the Pope and American architect and designer Frank Lloyd Wright feature in the many postage stamps of interest in the collection. Of course, Disneyland was a popular destination, Winnie the Pooh and Tigger shown mixing with the public in Adventureland .
Friday, September 20, 2024
ANOTHER STATUE FOR ALP WARRIOR ?
"But also a brilliantly innovative journalist and editor, shrewdly pragmatic political professional, highly disciplined grassroots political campaigner, hugely capable publishing and music industry administrator, effective and respected trade union official, loving partner, father, and grandfather and – perhaps most implausible of all to those who only knew him at a distance (but I’ll explain), sweet-natured gentleman."
During those university years ,he said Steedman had been the heart and soul of protest against long neglected social issues – including censorship, abortion, capital punishment, Indigenous disadvantage and White Australia racism , apartheid and opposition to the Vietnam War .
He recalled an episode in a Vietnam War debate in which fanatically anti-communist Dr Frank Knopfelmacher said : " My only objection to you ,Steedman, is that you exist .The gas chamber is too good for you. You are filth and vermin."
The following is not from the Gareth Evans speech but is inspired by the above abuse hurled at Steedman by Dr Knopfelmacher .
Pete Steedman once told the writer of this post that he only had one hero - Simon Wiesenthal - a survivor of the Nazi death camps, who set up the Jewish Documentation Centre, Vienna, which documented the crimes of the Holocaust and hunted down nearly 1100 Nazi war criminals.
At the end of World War II, thousands of Nazis who participated in the systematic murder of some 6,000,000 Jews and millions of Gypsies, Poles and other "inferior" peoples, slipped through the Allied net and escaped to countries around the globe, where many lived in freedom, some in Australia.
Near the end of his life , Steedman expressed concern about rising extremist right political parties in Europe and some of the extreme groups and individuals taking part in demonstrations in Australia .
Thursday, September 19, 2024
COMING IN ON A WING , A PRAYER AND YET ANOTHER SET OF TEASPOONS
Wednesday, September 18, 2024
A REGAL ARRIVAL
ACROBATIC RAINBOW
Tuesday, September 17, 2024
MAN OF MANY TALENTS AND SHAPES
Due to our Shipping Reporter rummaging about the tropics, Little Darwin has become aware of the amazing Austrian born artist, architect , radical thinker , writer and environmentalist , Friedrich Stowasser , aka Friedensreich Hundertwasser , 1928-2000.
In a mountain of postcards bought by our waterfront scavenger, he found the above 1972 German art card Exodus into space, by FH .
During his action packed life ,which ended when he dropped dead aboard the Queen Elizabeth ll cruise ship in the Pacific , he designed coins, stamps, flags,posters railed against the massive amount of ticky tacky,look alike accommodation in the world .
He particularly deplored the common use of straight lines in architecture.
Something of a globetrotter-America, Europe , Africa - he exhibited far and wide. He moved to New Zealand in the l970s and lived there for most of the rest of his life. Apart from designing a proposed new flag for New Zealand based on a Maori motif , he also drew up one for Australia in which Uluru held up the world from down under.
On one of his NZ properties he built the Bottle House which had solar power , a waterwheel and a water purification plant. For a bit of variety, he bought the Garden of Eden in Venice.
In l980 , he went to Washington and supported activist Ralph Nader oppose nuclear proliferation.
In 1999 , he designed an extraordinary public toilet block, above, a veritable work of art both outside and within, which put the Kiwi town of Kawakawa on the world tourism map . A glimpse of the tiled interior, which received rave write ups, gives the impression that a lot of fluids of some kind were bottled in Kiwiland.
New Zealand's spectacular Hundertwasser Art Centre, Whangarei , is shown below .
Monday, September 16, 2024
TOP END PEARLS OF WISDOM CONTRIBUTION TO AI DEBATE
Darwin influencer , Richard Creswick , who is playing a leading part in preparations for this year's major 50th anniverary of Cyclone Tracy, took time out from his busy schedule to write an interesting , well- researched contribution to the growing discussion on artificial intelligence.
It was run in John Menadue's online Public Policy Journal , Pearls and Irritations , headed Drafting the first laws to govern AI .
Richard , a former member of Australia's most intelligent news service, the Australian Broadcasting Corporation , is a member of Darwin's learned Friday Club , swings a golf club like a robot and freely admits that a book he found in a cafe influenced his interest in the subject of AI .
That book , in a a free swap rack , was a collection of short stories by science fiction writer Isaac Assimov, which is mentioned in his erudite contribution on a most important global subject.
In part , Creswick refers to Assimov's Three Laws of Robotics :
*A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm;
*A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the first law;
*A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second law.
Readers are urged to log onto John Menadue's commendable Pearls and Irritations and read Creswick's thought provoking contribution in full .
(Assimov,Creswick,Robots).
UP SMART CREEKS WITH A VARIETY OF WELL- USED , ENCRUSTED PADDLES
Sunday, September 15, 2024
Saturday, September 14, 2024
LUCKY SHIPPING REPORTER SURVIVES RAINFOREST CRASH LANDING
Further proof that our waterfront roundsman is losing his facullties due to senile decay and the grave global shortage of monkey gland injections is his failure to instantly snap up a highly desirable object at the monthly market in the leafy grounds of the Mundingburra State School ,Townsville .
Due to his deteriorating eyesight , he thought it was a nondescript souvenir of Melbourne's Moomba Festival, so just took a photo of the object.
With the help of a magnifying glass, he later examined the photo and let out a salty oath as if being masticated by hungry Moby Dick when he discovered it was a sandwich tray for the MacRobertson Trophy London to Melbourne Air Race , described as the world's greatest , part of Melbourne's 1934 centenary celebrations .
On the left is an outline of the United Kingdom ; there are several planes depicted heading for Australia and the years 1934-l935.
There were five compulsory stops along the way- Baghdad, Allahabad, Singapore, Darwin , in the Northern Territory, and Charleville, Queensland .
The wealthy Australian confectionery manufacturer Sir Macpherson Robertson put up 15,000 pounds first prize for the 18,222 km race , which started in October 1934 , watched by 60,000, a gold medal given to each pilot who completed the flight within 16 days .
First off was the Comet Black Magic flown by Scottish pilot Jim Mollison and his pioneering aviatrix wife, Amy Johnson . Early leaders, they were forced to retire in Allahabad due to engine trouble .
How could the Shipping Reporter possibly have failed to instantly realise the importance of this link with Australia's aviation history ?
Belatedly realising its desirability , he hitched a lift back to the market , but all the dealers had packed up and gone home , gnash, gnash .
The big question he asked himself over and over : Will it still be available in a month ? Of course, some other smarter person may have snapped it up soon after the myopic Shipping Reporter took the candid camera snap.
Imagine his delight when he tottered along to the market after an anxious month and found the tray still for sale !!!
BOMBED AUSSIE NURSE RESURFACES
As part of the ongoing struggle to cull and attempt to get order into Little Darwin's collection of files , books, oddities and ephemera , built up over more than half a century , it was disturbing to discover that photo albums relating to a woman described in a newspaper article as the "most bomb chased Australian nurse of WWll" had been been attacked by borers.
Thursday, September 12, 2024
EXCLUSIVE : DONALD TRUMP'S KOOKY MY KITCHEN RULES COOKERY BOOK
SING SING : In a desperate bid to soften his godawful image , recycled felon Donald Trump has whipped up a weird cookbook which includes 1001 WAYS TO COOK A (HOT) DOG , which will be sold on the election trail . It is specifically aimed at the squillion of illegal border crossers who are munching through the pets of America . Fox (Stews) News tips the book will have astronomical sales.
The book will also probably sell well with some of those fried brain Republicans who voted for Trump in the past .
It has a special section headed HOW TO COOK KAMALA'S GOOSE without removing the feathers. One recipe is called TWEETIE PIE , in which Trump, wearing an apron and wielding a cleaver and mallet , looking all the world like Count Yorga, demonstrates how to convert flocks of canaries and Bald Eagles- the threatened national emblem of the USA - into tasty KFC tucker for Mexican tiny tots.
(Spoof,Trump, Hotdogs).
Tuesday, September 10, 2024
SKATING THROUGH EARLY PORTRAITS WITH A BIGAMIST AND AN IMITATION FRENCH FUNAMBULIST WHO EXPLODED
Priced at $750 , it is one of 50 portrait photographs, taken in Australia between l850 to 1940 , on offer by that stirling organisation, Douglas Stewart Fine Books , Melbourne.
Background information supplied by the bookshop says roller skating was a popular recreation in Australia in the Federation era and in 1909 it came to Boulder in earnest, with the opening of the Glide Away rink.
Another offering is the above group of women wearing ice skates, with a painted alpine backdrop, snapped by a street photographer employed by the Leicagraph Company, Sydney, circa 1940 ; already reserved .
The women would have been enjoying an outing at one of the city's skating rinks , either the Glaciarium in Railway Square, which opened in 1907 and closed in l955, or the Ice Palais, located in the Hall of Industries at the Sydney Showgrounds , which operated between 1938 and l951.
There is an 1886 Sydney almost "mug shot " carte de visite of George Elliott Alvaro, an American of African and Portuguese heritage, by trade a cook, described as a convicted fraudster, bigamist and violent offender .
Yet another ripper offering consists of four tinted studio prints of the above famous funambulist - tightrope walker- Henry L'Estrange ,1842-1894. Born in Melbourne , he became known as The Australian Blondin , after French tightrope walker and acrobat , Charles Blondin ,who crossed the Niagara Falls many times on a thin rope .
Moving to Sydney in l876, L'Estrange erected a large canvas enclosure in the Domain and did regular performances .
His opening night on January 26 , 1877 attracted a reported crowd of 2000-3000 . Newspaper reports commented that his performance was so like that of the original Blondin that people could be forgiven for thinking they had seen the world-renowned tightrope walker.
With his rope suspended 40 feet (12 metres) above the ground, L’Estrange walked backwards and forwards, walked in armour, walked covered in a sack, used and sat on a chair, cooked and rode a bicycle, all on the rope. His show also included a fireworks display for the public’s entertainment.
L’Estrange performed in the Domain from January through to April 1877, but not without incident. On February 7, 1877, as L’Estrange neared the end of his wire act, sparks from the fireworks going off around him fell into the nearby store of gunpowder and fireworks, igniting them. The store’s shed was demolished, a surrounding fence knocked down, part of L’Estrange’s performance tent caught fire, and two young boys were injured.
He also performed the "sensational feat " of crossing Middle Harbour on a tightrope . L'Estrange performed in Queensland and went overseas to Singapore , England and America .