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LONDON: In a shock announcement from Buckingham Palace ,the Queen today issued strict instructions for Australian Prime Minister , Scott Morrison , to be arrested , thrown into the Tower of London .
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The Queen is convinced that the plan to combat climate change outlined by ScoMo at Glasgow is an empty, political election stunt which will reduce Australia to a hellhole .
"As Queen of Australia , I cannot allow this to happen !" she thundered , in a special audience granted Little Darwin's forelock tugging royal roundsman , Argus Tuft, in the padded throne- room .
She said her son and heir , Chiller , has refused to become King of Australia under the Coalition's obviously fake , disastrous plan. So ScoMo , an obvious Cornish conman , known to have kicked a Cronulla Corgi in the quoit , would be thrown into the Tower of London .
Her gracious majesty said she had discussed SCoMo's fate with the kissable French president, Emmanuel Macron ,who had been treated so shabbily by Morrison over the submarine contract .
Cuddly Macron , she revealed, had offered to provide the Tower of London with a top secret nuclear powered guillotine with which to behead the Australian PM.
His body will then be hung, drawn and quartered, in the quaint old fashion way , and placed outside Australia House.
The sporting Queen said she would not mind if the bloody remains were reduced to ashes and became part of a cricket competition trophy between England and Orstralia .
Still fuming over the disastrous Australian Coalition, the Queen took time out to order the British prime minister, Boris Johnson, to have a haircut as part of her plan to beautify Britain and go the knuckle on boofheaded political leaders.
