Friday, October 2, 2015

WOMEN CLAMOURING TO JOIN FREQUENT FLYER LIBERAL PARTY

Ever  since Canberra's  central casting  heart-throb   Malcolm Turnbull promoted   women  to many   powerful positions in government  there has been a rush by les femmes  to join the party, as shown by this photograph of  new  members  in the fashionable  North Sydney electorate  held by fly away  former Treasurer Joe Hockey , tipped to  take up one of a  number of  important posts such  as  head of  hotdog sales  with  the New York  Dodgers , bouncer  at  Wally World  or   the  impressive  man  outside Hoyts. The  bearded man in  the footie scrum  of ambitious, buttoned up and corseted   women  is none other  than Liberal Party Funk Bunker and Tag Wrestling Team  spin doctor , Rasputin .