There are no factions, no back room deals in the broad church Liberal Party and Tony Abbott walked on water - great comedic patter by Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull at New South Wales Liberal conference , which caused groans of disbelief , jeers and panic in cigar smoke filled inner sanctums. It also clearly illustrates why he would have been a failure as an ambassador in Washington had he taken up the kind offer from his now marching to another drumbeat predecessor .
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Likely future view of new look Liberal Party stepping out in one adoring mass before PM's viewing podium at Sydney Opera House .
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CANBERRA: Liberal Party Funk Bunker spin doctors have had secret talks with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un in a frantic bid to get the party and entire nation marching together in strictly ballroom goose-stepping fashion while hysterically expressing admiration for our new Dear Leader.
Two average looney tune NSW Liberals, Heckle and Jeckle , said Turnbull's speech had also generated some real belly laughs . However , Heckle warned that with a christian name of Bligh, the PM should not make further similar speeches as this could bring on a mutiny in the rank ranks of the party .
Funk Bunker head spinster , Fritz von Waffleburger, said it would be wonderful if every man , woman , child , the David Rowe turkey and various factions in the Liberal Party could be induced at the end of a barrel to all march together into a glorious 21st century future, following PM Turnbull at the wheel of the Volkswagen diesel tank.
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The business end of the Trans Pacific Partnership drug addicted, pill extruding, American turkey held by its scrawny neck by dynamic, insomniac Trade Minister , Andrew Robb , drawn by brilliant Australian Financial Review cartoonist , David Rowe , soon to be deported to Nauru .
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Waffleburger pointed out that PM Turnbull and Kim Jong un's father were alike in some ways . Kim's daddy, for instance , liked live lobsters air lifted daily to him while he travelled about China and Russia in an armoured train ; Malcolm loves yabbies .
While Malcolm established a political fashion trend by wearing a leather jacket , the late Kim Jong-il , not only promoted a personality cult, the obedient North Korean News Service, which some extreme Liberals want the ABC to copy, said his distinctive clothing set world wide fashion trends .
