Friday, May 8, 2015

EXCLUSIVE : EXORCIST FOR MAGNETIC ISLAND

Devilish possums, with evil, glowing eyes on  the  prowl
Strange  things have been  happening  at  night  in the locked ,  newly renovated  old  schoolhouse  used as  a  museum and  craft centre  on  Magnetic Island . In the  morning , clear  indications  of   ungodly   goings   on  during  the witching hours  have been  found . Could  not possibly be a possum , said the  contracting firm which  carried out the work , as   vermin  wire  was  inserted  to  stop  any critters  from   getting  in.

However , droppings  and  urine  dribbles  proved  that  there  is at least one possum locked  up  inside  who  probably  romped  in  during  the alterations  and  decided  to  take up  residence .  A  professional  possum  remover  has  been  ordered  from the  mainland  to  perform  the  necessary rites to remove the  pesky intruder/s.

Possums are out in force  right now  and  this  blogger only last night  donged  two  of  them  with a straw  broom  as  they were  galloping  noisily   about on  the roof, only pausing for a  drink from  the  dish of water set aside  for  our Curlews , causing   them  to  be  upset.
And down at the  residence  of the Queen of  the Jungle during  the week cute daytime photographs were taken of  a slumbering mother possum  and  child  after a  hard  night  on  the tiles  and  tin  roofs .