Wednesday, September 2, 2020

FASHIONABLE ,WELL SCRUBBED WOMEN CONTRIBUTED TO MIGHTY WAR EFFORT

 

The above 2001  book published by Auckland University Press was  recommended  as  a good  read  by an enthusiastic researcher   with  wide  interests .  It covers  the  many  ways in which  New Zealand women  contributed to the  war  effort, often taking over   jobs  formerly   carried  out  by men  who  had  gone off to fight  .

 The advertising industry pushed the line  that women  workers, often in overalls ,boots and wearing  protective , heavy gloves , should not  forget their "femininity. " To brace feminine  muscles and internal organs against strain  , every hard working  woman (especially those leading  a  draught horse)  needed to wear  a   Berlei scientific support. After working on the hot and sweaty  munitions production line , Patsy scrubbed down with Lifebouy soap , which enabled her to overcome B.O. and snuggle up to  shift worker  Angus at  a diner. The time would come when  austerity would cease  and "war cinderellas" would step into  dream  dresses and the exquisite adornment of silk stockings by Prestige.  A cartoon warned against those American soldiers offering presents and  a good time .  


FRIGID SHIPPING REPORTER IN MYSTERIOUS HOSPITAL FROG EPISODE

 Wrapped up like an Egyptian mummy  in white blankets and wearing a beanie  to protect himself from  the  Townsville University  Hospital  airconditioning, our waterfront scribe presented a strange apparition. Being called a cold frog by friendly  staff  nevertheless made him  feel  a bit of  a weirdo, which is  not far from the mark.

One night , going through his ablutions in the washroom  with the help of a  female nurse, he was startled to hear  a frog croak  from the direction of  the toilet bowl. Then it  was heard again , again. In Darwin back in the l950s,  he often showered in the old  tin bank Northern Territory News  washroom   with an  audience of  scores of  frogs lined up along the shower curtain , on the cistern  and  ledges  , which  protested loudly when the  toilet  was  flushed.Pythons dined on  the frogs.  

Feeling he had become frog fixated at the hospital  because the  nurses frequently referred to him as a miserable frog, he asked Nurse Nikki if  she also  had   heard  a  frog croak... Yes . She even seemed prepared to sign a statutory declaration  to the  fact.

However, the efficient  nurse seemed repulsed by the  reporter's   suggestion  she  run a  gloved finger under the lip of the toilet bowl to dislodge the  mysterious  swamp dweller. In a  further  frivolous suggestion, our man declared  the  frog would be  revealed as  one  with  registered nurse credentials . Joining in the madness of the  discourse, the nurse said, if that be the case,  the  frog would be immediately pressed into service as  they were short of staff that  night  and very busy .   

 Cocking an ear to the  toilet, the beached shipping reporter made a forensic examination of the short, sharp  croaks. He deduced they could  be  coming  from the arse-end of Donald Trump's Russian built reelection autocue or the Chinese bugged plumbing in the White House  West Wing/Wind.    

Tuesday, September 1, 2020

AMERICAN REPORTER'S RARE COLLECTION ABOUT PACIFIC POWER STRUGGLE

BATTERED STATE BORDER MARKER


 The 1943 cover photograph on the latest edition of the above interesting  magazine shows the well worn  piece of" historic wood", Poeppel's Peg ,which  marked  the spot where the Northern Territory ,Queensland and South Australia met. Each side  on the triangular  peg,   about four feet in height ,represented  the name of   the state  it faced  . It was erected in 1879 by Augustus J. Poeppel, a South Australian government surveyor.More items of note from the journal upcoming .

BUOYED UP AT THE SEASIDE WITH LARGE SERVING OF KIWI FUSH AND CHUPS AND SHIPPING REPORTER'S GOOD LEG


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