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Thursday, November 7, 2013

THE PLATITUDES OF POPE PIUS 666

Suffer  the   little  minorities to  come  unto  me and  they  shall  be  kicked  in  the  guts . *** Scribes  throughout   the  land  shall  be  jawboned  by  a   large  ass. *** Jesus  and  Gina want  you  for  a FIFO. *** And  lo, the  capital  of   the  new  Hittite  empire   shall  become  a  walled  city  like Jericho. *** May  the   dung   of   the  scarab  beetle  be   spread  throughout  the  land  by  the Pharisees for  the   workers.  ***  God   shall   surely   smile  on   money  changers  and   billionaires  throughout  the   wild   west  and  up   north. ***  There  is a  lot  of   tax  free   moolah  to  be  made  mining  clean , green coal   before  the   heathen  Orientals  die of   asphyxiation, the   tides  rise up , as  in the crossing  of  the  Red  Sea,  and  fire  and  brimstone  engulf   God’s own . ***  Jacob,  being  an   aspirational   millionaire, shall  receive  tax  benefits  to   help  him  climb  the  slippery rungs  of  the   ladder  of  success.  *** Ezekiel  shall  become a  penciller  for  T. Waterhouse *** Rebekah’s well  shall  quickly  run  dry  due  to  much  fracking in the rye . *** Kiss  my  bling.   Amen .