Showing posts with label Magnetic Cowboys Thurston. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Magnetic Cowboys Thurston. Show all posts

Sunday, October 4, 2015

SECRET OF JOHNATHAN THURSTON'S SUPERMAN PERFORMANCE

In  the sensational  NRL premiership match in Sydney, it was  twice stated on  television that the  Cowboys unstoppable  co-captain, Johnathan Thurston, seen  here, bleeding , battered , stunned ,exhausted  and  jubilant, goes to Magnetic  Island  for  rest  and   resuscitation.

It  is  fact that  some strange  force  on  the island , off Townsville , caused the compass of  daring   South Pacific  explorer  Captain James Cook to  go  haywire, so  he  named  it  Magnetical  Island .

That  powerful energy  obviously  recharges Thurston's batteries (no need to call  the race stewards  to examine his CWA knitted tea cosy headgear  ) during the long, tough  football season  in  which  he is crash tackled, targeted , smashed, thumped , dumped , bashed , jumped on , hit by an  Exocet missile   to use  a  few terms used  by civilised  sports writers  and  commentators. 
 
No doubt Townsville   will  cash  in on the television  mention of Magnetic Island  as  Thurston's  R and R  retreat , dump the idea of a  super stadium in the  city , and turn  the island into a  trendy  health  resort  like Bath, in England , its  restorative mineral springs   originally used  by  Roman legionnaires to  get relief after endless battles with  the Picts, Scots, Angle-Saxons , Celts  and  the fierce , ugly , woad - painted Broncos .

Magnetic Musical  Note : The odd flugelhorn figure made by builder Territory Gaffney and wife, Lauris, which figured in this blog, won  the People's  Choice  section   on Magnetic Island.