HIGH COURT RULING SPARKS SENSATIONAL MEDIA HEADINGS

 CANAVAN  REVEALS  CATATONIC  COALITION    PLAN  TO  CONVERT   NORTH  AUSTRALIA  INTO  CATALONIA  LIKE  STATE ...  Barcelona  Bugle .

Based on   backing  by  Senator   Canavan , recently hit in the face with a  soggy gelati  sponge cake  by  an Italian hit  man  who could have passed as his twin brother during  Q&A,  for  a   break away state in  Queensland .

 

HANSON  TO UNDERGO  PAINFUL  OPERATION FOR BATTERED  SAV  REMOVAL ... Dingbat  Brigade  Bulletin .

Pauline Hanson says booted out Senator  Malcolm Roberts   had been her absolute  backbone , now he intends to stand in the Queensland  fish and chips  electorate of  Ipswich, after being interviewed on a million per cent  fair and balanced  television  station.  

 

RUSSIAN  CANDIDATE  ACTING   PRIME MINISTER !!!... Darwin  Drongo  Daily  .
Northern Territory  Senator  Nigel Scullion , who cavorted about  in the  Siberian snow  under  influence of  vodka  in  younger  days , likely to  become  Prime Minister when  Malcolm  Turnbull  OS  and  will  keep   pet crocodile in The Lodge heated Olympic  pool .  

SIR GARFIELD  LODGES  APPEAL AGAINST  RULING...Mausoleum Echo Monthly , similar but much smarter treatment  by  Justinian.

 

KIWI  KID  TO BECOME WANDERING  COUNTRY MUSIC  SINGER  IF   LOSES  NEW ENGLAND  BY-ELECTION ...Babbling  Cowboy  News.

Pork barrel  promises  galore on  Barnaby  election  coyote  trail.