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Nose job needed.
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CANBERRA : Persistent rumours maintain that an unnamed member of the Monkeypod Table was admitted to a busy infirmary with a badly flattened nose, see exclusive photograph here , after slipping on a banana cake slice during a Christmas rumble in the jungle break up party .
Tight-lipped Monkeypod members refused to confirm or deny that the injured colleague is a hairy chested misogynist , a me Tarzan you Jane type, and junk food addict who suffers from bad breath and overpowering body odour. In a kind gesture, PM Malcolm Turnbull has arranged for the swinging cake victim to recuperate in a VIP cage at Taronga Zoo supplied with unlimited supplies of rejected roasted Kingaroy peanuts during the current boisterous simian mating and migrating season.
