Showing posts with label American boomerang Aborigines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label American boomerang Aborigines. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

MY ODD SHAPED YANKEE BOOMERANG WON'T COME BACK !

 In the words of the  1961 controversial song  by  Cockney  Charlie  Drake , will I be a  disgrace to  the  entire  Aborigine  race ?
 
Searching through   the  cluttered   contents  of  a dark  house   during  a   moving  sale in North  Queensland , a  soiled  book, instead of a  reptile or  spider  , jumped out  at  this  blogger  : The Boy Mechanic  700 Things  for  Boys to  Do . It is a Lindsay Publications  1988   reprint  of  the   1913   book  by  Popular Mechanics Press,  Chicago , original  copyright  by  H.H.Windsor .

Much to my delight , instructions   for   building boomerangs  were  found on  page 202 , contributed by  O. E. Tronnes , of Wilmette, Illinois , who informed  readers  : A boomerang is a  weapon  invented  and used  by  the  native  Australians, who seemed  to have the  least  intelligence of  any  race  of mankind .

(This   despite  the fact that   they seemed to have   mastered   aerodynamics  long before   the  Wright brothers  became airborne  for a   short time  and   aeons before  Boeing   got  off  the  ground.)

Instructions were  given  for  making  and  throwing   curved ,  T-shaped and  cross-shaped  boomerangs , all  of  which  should  be soaked  in  linseed  oil .

Another  surprise  in the book  was  a photograph   of the  annual regatta at  Port  Melbourne  , Australia .   This  copy was  ex libris  King Island District  School , off the  north-west coast of Tasmania , in the Roaring Forties , where a  boomerang of  any shape  launched into  the air could  be blown all  the way to the South Pole.
 
Instructions  for mechanically  minded  American boys covered  playing baseball  with a pocket knife,  building your own volcano ,  assorted  magic  tricks-including removing  36 cannon balls from  a handbag  , an explanation for why gun barrels burst,  imitation  weapons  and   armour , an electric postcard projector .
 
There was a nifty  device  for  keeping annoying  cats and dogs away  from garbage cans which involved  wrapped a bin  in  wire , connecting  it to an old telephone magneto,  cranked  to  give  an animal , especially that  annoying greyhound, the   electric  chair.


Boomerang  Dicordant  Discography

 There were several versions of  the  hit  song , one for the American  market  in which bringing down  the  Flying  Doctor   plane with a  boomerang  was  dropped .   Odd  sounding  Aborigines  used   a Red Indian expression , pow-wow. Dare it be mentioned Rolf   Harris did a  version . It  was   eventually judged  not politically correct , never to  be  played again  on  the  ABC.