Tuesday, November 26, 2024

CHEMICAL REACTIONS WITH A CAVALCADE OF EXTRAORDINARY CHARACTERS

 Ever since Little Darwin  ran the recent post about the  Melbourne   pharmacist  Lois  Savage  who  conducted    tours  to  the   Far  East in the l930s  we  have  speculated  if  she  ever  came  in  contact with  or  had   heard   about  the  antics  of  award  winning  Australian  novelist  Xavier  Herbert.  

 See  Xavier , pictured , painted  by Ray Crooke , qualified  as  a  pharmaceutical   chemist   in  Perth when  he  was   21  and  moved  to   Melbourne  in  l923  .

Apart from working  in  the Melbourne Hospital in the  VD  department ,  he  also opened  a  chemist shop in Caulfield  at  his mother's  insistence . This  upset another  nearby  chemist , "an old maid  ", who  spat  in   his  face  when   he  introduce  himself  ,  and   spied  on   him . 

Business picked up when he performed a "miracle" on a woman suffering deafness and pain in an ear.  He discovered  there was a plug of old cottonwool  in the ear which when removed  restored her hearing and   ended  the  pain.

Up on the window  of  the pharmacy went a sign -MEDICINE AND ADVICE   5/-. Herbert  admitted to this  writer  that  at times he  indulged in quackery in this early part  of his  life.  

Eventually he was  investigated   for contravention of the Medical Act. At an inquiry it was revealed the woman in the nearby pharmacy had reported Herbert  for charging  for  advice. 

Furthermore,  she claimed he performed abortions  at night . She based this serious allegation on the  considerable number of  women  she had  seen  going  into  his  premises.

According to Herbert's account of the episode, the woman  also said she had seen him doing something to  a naked womn  while she spied on him from  atop a ladder  placed against  the wall of a nearby draper's shop !!!! Herbert identified the  said naked  lady as a blonde girlfriend of "sweet and and ardent nature".

To broaden his medical  knowledge, he  signed on as a student at the Melbourne University  Faculty of  Medicine.  He also wrote short stories and a series of newspaper  articles  explaining  heredity, hormones and psycho-pathology ,  investigated  a  Melbourne  quack who  promoted  a  cure all -The Water of Life-said to  be an ancient   secret  of  Central  Australian tribes. 

One of his short stories, North of Capricorn, appeared in the Australian Journal  in  August 1,1925. Set in the North, it told of pearlers , huge iron ore deposits in Western Australia and mentioned Port  Darwin and Cairns ,  places which  would  later  play  a  large  part  in  his  life.

While he was occasionally able to get part time work with pharmacists , he found they were mainly antagonistic  when he told them he was studying to become a doctor . He went on to portray pharmacists as mean , money-grabbing shopkeepers. Herbert was attending medical school when the university was  visited by  the splitter of  the atom, Sir Thomas Rutherford. 

The  pharmacy  shop he  opened    was  sold  to  a  man  who  spoke of  various  ways  to  make money.  As it turned out, the building  was raided  by police  and it  was discovered that counterfeit money was being made  on  the  premises; the  man with the money making ideas subsequently  decamped  .

No doubt  the  goings on in the  pharmacy  during Herbert's  time and  the  next occupant's  would  have  been  the  subject of  much discussion   among  members  of  the  pharmacy fraternity in  Melbourne, Miss  Savage possibly ? 

During his less than glorious time at university , Herbert said he once  arranged a large  quantity  of  free  beer for the faculty by posing  as a lecturer  in chemistry   taking  his students  on  regular tours of  breweries  to study  the  process  of  fermentation .

Xavier inquired  about the possibility of becoming a ship's pharmacist with the  Commonwealth  Line. 

By a variety of means , by ship and overland , he  eventually  made his  way to  Darwin  via  Sydney  and  Queensland , meeting  all  kinds  of  colourful  characters and unusual situations along the  way, making observations  about  the  treatment  of  Aborigines , which  inspired  his  writing .

Certainly colourful  was  the  Chief Medical Officer of the Northern Territory, in Darwin,   Dr Henry  Leighton Jones.  

From a humble background in New South Wales, he became   a  pharmacist , went to America  to   study  dentistry , where  he   took up  medicine .  He also  went to  the United Kingdom  to  further  his  qualifications .

 Rejected as unfit for medical  service in World War One, he went to Darwin in 1915 . Between  1916 and  1927 he was the only pharmacist , dentist and  doctor for most of  the  time  , his  practice covering   the  entire  Territory and parts of  South  Australia .

He had a  a specially equipped  Clement-Talbot car  and was accompanied by  a chauffeur- mechanic  and a Chinese   cook on his outback trips.

Apart from shooting  crocodiles and  buffaloes , he also  had a ketch, the Maskee, which  Herbert  used in  both novels  Capricornia and  Poor Fellow My Country. 

He had sailed the Maskee to Singapore to attend the  Far Eastern Association  of Tropical Medicine  where  he  became friendly with  the Sultan of  Johor , who  later supplied him with   monkeys  for  research .

After leaving Darwin , the doctor taught himself to speak French  with the aid of Linguaphone records so he could read  the works of Russian Serge Voronoff ,Professor of  Surgery and Director of Experimental Surgery  at the College de France , Paris.

The doctor  went to Paris  and worked with Voronoff  to get first-hand  experience at  gland transplant surgery to help cretins , the prematurely senile  and  the impotent.

Dr Leighton Jones married Voronoff's secretary and they returned to  Australia  where he carried out  transplant surgery in  a private hospital  at Morriset, NSW

( Pharmacists, Herbert, Melbourne .)