Rehearsing his triumphal entry into Canberra on the back of the only Dodo in captivity , PM Malcolm Turnbull cuts a dashing figure dressed in a drip dry Field (Mushroom ) Marshal's uniform like that worn by somebody who got the trains to run on time . The colourful spectacle took place on a leaky punt,SS Double Dissolution, on Lake Burley Griffin and was attended by Immigration Minister , Peter Dutton , below , attacked by assorted left wing vipers during the election campaign, who is expected to be promoted to a powerful inner temple position in the Cabinet reshuffle.
It is unclear who will be awarded the health, band aids and smelling salts ministry in the new regime , although one hopeful , below, is dressing for the part as the overpowering head triage nurse in bloody Liberal Party room brawls when daggers flash and the broad church collection plate is thrown about the room like a frisbee .
