Saturday, September 5, 2015

WOOLWORTHS CUSTOMERS SOUR AFTER SOURDOUGH FROZEN OUT

A   freshly baked / frozen  news scoop

When it comes to  breadmaking  , the  two  major chains , Coles  and Woolworths , are a crumby  lot.  Former Victorian premier Jeff Kennett  sparked an ACCC  inquiry  when he discovered that freshly baked  bread-sourdough and muffins-had been  made  from ingredients  in  Ireland, a wee bit difficult  to  freshly  bake . A  Queensland person complained   a loaf of " freshly baked" sourdough   was  frozen  inside. ACCC  ordered  Coles  not  to use this freshly baked  form of advertising for  three years .     

And now , in Townsville , at  the large  Stockland shopping centre  , the Woolworths  store, without explanation , no longer sells  sourdough . Sourdough customers  are  peeved  and  crusty. Staff   there   could not provide an explanation for  the strange case of  the  missing sourdough  and   said  customers had complained .  
 
One  disgruntled  Townsville  sourdough customer was  told to  try  the Woolworths  Select  stone baked Ciabatta , with Kalamata olive , one of " a  range of rustic  artisan breads " which  is baked  AT HOME   for 18 minutes...just like you  would get from a bakery. Bunged in  the  oven  and heated up does not  sound like the act of an artisan to  this blogger who finds it hard to boil water  let alone turn on an oven  and has  fond memories  of  deliciously smelling  real  bakeries  in  New South Wales  and New Zealand  before  breadmaking  was  crushed  and sliced up  by combines  and  supermarkets.  Ah, capitalism and advertising combined to leave  us  with  the tasteless  crumbs. Somebody  in Woolworths  deserves  to be  beaten over the knuckles with an  Irish  shillelagh  or  the frozen  staff  of  life.