Snappy dresser , name caller (sooks , whingers , bounders , grub...the latter shouted with a weird Croweater accent )
and Minister
for Education , Christopher Pyne , above ,
sported a trendy Alan Jones designed hessian yachting jacket
and a pink (shades of Don Dunstan !!!) imitation ivy league , open- necked shirt when
he appeared on
the ABC TV Insiders
. During the interview with Fran Kelly , Pyne appeared to require a university
refresher course as he could not exactly remember
how he paid for his
university legal degree
at the University of South Australia .
While at
university he fought
those
dangerous
Lefties who challenged the divine
right of
the Adelaide Club
conservatives who had a beaut gerrimander
like Joh’s going for
years . The sartorial minister was interviewed
in Adelaide , the launch
Popeye visible , tied up on the
bank of the Torrens River , waiting with a picnic hamper of freshly picked spinach , colon clearing pie floaters and the
desirable , lolly-legged Olive to clamber aboard for a romantic cruise to the weir.
During the interview , Pyne several times
expressed obvious dislike for
Fairfax Media because they had reported him correctly in saying debt collectors should chase people who had crossed the Styx in a ferry without paying off their university loans ; deflated Treasurer, Joe Hockey ,
also thought this fair and reasonable ,
despite the fact that as a university student he had
bellowed
against rising fees. The PM contradicted his two ministers over loan recovery and the ship of state careered along its way , heading for the Bermuda Triangle, Pyne and Hockey chundering over the rails due to the rough seas of public outrage.
