Showing posts with label Annoying poll Curlews. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Annoying poll Curlews. Show all posts

Saturday, December 2, 2017

NATIONAL POLL DEFAMES FINE FEATHERED NORTH QUEENSLANDERS

"Bird  Brained " Criticism

Little Darwin  and  many other  fair  minded  Queensland  residents  are  outraged   at  the  poll  to  find  the  Australian   Bird of  Year for  2017, voting for which closes December 9.  A report in The Guardian  contains  a short list of  51 birds in the running for the title, with a description of each  one , provided by someone with an Irish  sounding name ,  Sean Dooley , and   Bird  Life Australia .

When it comes to the Bush-stone Curlew , it is cruelly described  thus : An eerie wail, bulging, googling eyes and  propped up on ridiculous  long legs, these nocturnal birds look like something out  of a  Halloween parade (!!!). It continues...Hammered  by foxes and cats in the south , they are still thriving in the north.

Highly intelligent, politically   active   Curlew, above ,  on Magnetic Island, strongly supports the ALP renewables  policy .   He is furious  with  Dooley's  disparaging description .  Readers of   this blog  know  we  have    a close affinity with   Bush-stone Curlews .
No  Halloween uglies here .
It is outrageous  to say  Curlews  look like something out of a bloody Halloween parade.    Halloween ,  with its idiotic   massive  commercialism  and brainwashing of  kids, teaching them to go about knocking on strangers' doors at night , is  a  blot  on  the  nation . 

 Although , a  witch riding  a broomstick shown  smashing into a  pillar in  a large shopping  centre was  an unexpected  treat  and   reminded me  of  one of  the  mad  with  the   power  locals  . In addition , my dislike of Halloween is such  that  I  sool  a  ravenous  dinosaur onto anybody who comes knocking  at  the door  demanding  trick   or  treat .

 I allow Curlews  to walk into my den , feed them ,  have long , meaningful conversations with them in  assorted  childish   voices .   They  are wonderful , intelligent , fabulous   creatures .They should  call on Sean Dooley and  River Dance  all  over  him .

 As for the suggestion that they are  thriving up  north -not on Magnetic Island , where  most of the  chicks that  hatched this year have  soon  quickly disappeared ... Barking Owls, dogs, cats,  snakes .