Ever since boofheaded Donald Trump imposed the trade war , causing Wall Street to become wall-eyed , cycads have turned unhealthy- like the one below in Australia which even looks as if fathered by Trump in a golfcourse bunker and is obviously suffering from the dreaded, highly infectious Oval Office Pox.
A distressed cycad lover taking her pet , cute cycad for walkies on a leash in a North Queensland public botanic garden , told LIttle Darwin reporter Argus Tuft many cycads have developed ugly , diseased features that look like Donald Trump's disintegrating , made- in - China wig, way past its use by date, after a night in a spin dryer .
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(Trump. Slump.Cycads.)