Santa Claus is furious over the way Donald Trump's dodgy slogan to Make America Great Again has been converted to sell a range of clothing- including sweatshirts- displaying the message Make Christmas Great Again.
Father Christmas is reportedly angrier over the latest crass commercialising of Christmas inspired by Trump than Clark Griswold was in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation film when he received the news there would be no Christmas bonus .
"Christmas is already great - there is nothing wrong with it !"he shouted when interviewed by our award winning Santaland correspondent , Argus Tuft .
Santa revealed he intends launching a massive Make America Sane Again campaign to counter the impact of Trump and all the other undermining influences in the US of A .
He blames Trump , Fox News , the Kardashians , conspiracy weirdos , Russian involvement in the presidential election campaign and clumsy drug in the drinking water for what he says has reduced a once mighty nation into a cross between Bedlam and a three- ring circus .
He is particularly concerned by Trump's appointee to head the FBI-Kash Patel - a strong critic of the vital organisation , who plans sackings and turning it into what could be an extension of Disney Land .
When Santa was a young boy , he proudly wore the Junior G-Man badge , below, he got in a Christmas stocking , and is shocked to think the FBI , which has guided him safely through life and long, dangerous Chrissy present delivery flights , with the help of its agent , disguised as a red-nosed reindeer , is going to be dismantled .
Vengeful Santa is training his loyal , hard working , underpaid elves, deceptively chanting Merry Christmas!, to bombard Donald Trump and his odd bunch of appointees to high office with sponge cakes at the Washington inauguration .
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