CANBERRA : Despite this still being the silly season , the suggestion that dumped PM Tony Abbott has
had a face lift is truly gobsmacking
, and
wins points for originality
if
bogus , no doubt
deliberately spread by Laborites and the CFMEU using the old
CIA trick of spreading
false information and absurd destabilising
rumours.
Nevertheless , several people
claim that after Abbott’s
jaw hit the
floor when he was voted out of
office , he went out and got a kisser
tuck to improve his
image . They even claim to have
seen operation lines on
both sides of his
face
running up to his distinctive
ears . Cruel cartoonists, like
the devilishly brilliant David Rowe
of the Australian Financial Review , certainly did
not present PM Abbott as an oil painting
, facial wrinkles
drooping like his
budgie smugglers, see below .
As further evidence , purveyors of the Abbott make over fantasy point out that
in that strange ABC TV report by
Sabra Lane about the paintings in Abbott’s
office , he looked incredibly
smooth faced , sandpapered even , especially so
when he delivered one of his stock , instant Heh Heh laughs , like those of former Treasurer
and thwarted PM aspirant , Peter Costello, when asked about
having described some of the parliamentary art collection as avant garde crap.
According to this nonsensical story ,
it is further claimed the new polished
, young looking visage of Abbott
indicates he is going to stand for re-election in the
seat of
Warringah , which he has held for
several decades , and could end up with egg or a whipped cream pie in the face like John Howard.