BULLY BUSHWHACKER PARTY READY FOR DOUBLE DISSOLUTION

A typical  hayseed   member of  the  Bully Bushwhacker Party  , above ,  and  his  mother  at  a  fund raising white elephant in  the  room  and Senate  stall   in Agriculture  Minister   Barnaby Joyce's   seat  of  New  England .  The   Bully  Bushwhacker  Party holds regular  wild  dateless  and  desperate woolshed  balls. Calculations  by Barnaby, involving  baffling algorithms,  reveal  Bully Bushwhacker   is   poised to  grab   the balance of power  when  the  Abbott  Bushwhacked  Party  calls a  double  dissolution of  parliament .