Friday, September 5, 2025

AUSSIE JOKER THWARTED BY CHINESE MINER IN THIRSTY PUB EXCHANGE

This blog's recent yarn about the book on the legendary   Mayse  Young  OAM, who owned and operated pubs in Darwin , Katherine and    Pine  Creek  in  the Northern Territory,  drew  a  beaut   response  from  Darwin resident   Bob White .

His  message said  the  post  brought back old memories of Mayse and her husband Joe, called both Bogga  and  Bogger Young , Bogga in the above gravestone , who also owned a  small cattle station near  Pine Creek on  the old  Stuart  Highway. 

After the war , White's father , the outback postman,  also built  the bush track that became the Kakadu Highway . His dad  used pack horses   and delivered  mail and  supplies  to  the Moline Mine  and other small shows and stations  out  that  way  to  JIm Jim .

He  operated mainly out of  Jimmy Ah Toy's store , near the pub,  in Pine Creek which was  the post office  and a popular  gathering spot . Ah Toy was the unofficial mayor  and his large family helped  run the store  and other enterprises ,including  a bakery . 

Bob said Pine Creek was a well known, must stop at waterhole back then. The pub was usually bustling, always full of characters from the surrounding district. 'Darky' Dempsey and Johnnie Yates were local tin gougers and gold explorers.

A local policeman of note , with a long  outback career,  in later years  was  arrested in Darwin, after a  drinking session ,  for taking and  not paying for  a  steak from  a store , resulting in him being nicknamed  T-Bone Tom .

 Bogger Young , a miner,  who married Mayse in 1933,  was  a  renowned practical joker . It was said he  placed  a chunk of meat under the seat of  a   car in which  a newly married couple  were passing through . He also  played a trick  on another  constable  who  used to regularly  go  about   Pine Creek picking up  shiny stones,  bring  them into the  pub and  ask Bogger if he  thought   they  contained  gold.

Naturally , one day he was  informed  that  he could be on another  Eldorado ,and  should stake out  a  claim . However, police officers were not allowed to make  claims  to  prevent the  force  from being  depleted by a goldrush.

The  jubilant officer's wife  is  thought to have  applied for a miner's right . When  senior  officers in   Darwin police  headquarters  became aware of this  , they   followed up  and notified the officer that he  had  had  undoubtedly had his  leg pulled by Bogger .  Thereafter , the  policeman  made  sure the  pub closed   on  time  every  night .

White provided details of an extraordinary event which involved a young Chinese gold fossicker sent by his elders, by foot , into Pine Creek from a mine and camp , just off the railway line, five to 10 miles out, to buy a bottle of gin.

Bogger decided to play up to the  pub customers by loudly asking  the young Chinese   what   sort  of   gin  he  wanted - warning... a  double  entendre  coming . 

There was  Oxygin, Nitrogin and "cosy Gin", who lived down the back, what would he like ?  Patrons listening were probably  choking on  their drinks.

The young  fellow, overawed by the range,  said he would go back to the mine and  ask his uncle, who was later spotted walking along the railway line . On arrival, he politely asked  Bogger  for a  bottle of  gin .

 Off  Blogger  went into  his  spiel about  gins   . This resulted in the learned  Chinaman  supposedly saying..."And Bogger , there are three  types of tirds , Custirds, Mustirds and you , you Australian  Bastird!"

Unfortunately , there was  no CCTV  in those  days   to capture this classic  utterance for  posterity . After delivering the fabulous  punchline , the  uncle left  and ran back down the   railway  line , possibly to slake his thirst  with  a  Dutch  case  gin  , there being many empty ones  on  the  goldfield.  


Supporting the claim that Territorians were bloody good drinkers according to songster Ted Egan, was the above collection of  Pine Creek beeranalia .

Memo  Bob  White : Please write  your important , wide- ranging  memoirs and make sure you include the  time  a  Darwin Catholic Bishop  you  knew  who was on  a  fishing boat which broke down  said  he might  have to emulate  a  famous  person  and  walk  on  water  to  get  back  to  shore. 

(Chinese . Pub. Gold.)