Friday, May 30, 2025

CELEBRITY NEEDS INSTANT BONDI SUNTAN

 
Australia's  best  known overworked   dung beetle -Doug- has  gone from a typical  bronzed  Aussie  bloke into  a   repulsive   black blob  . The photo below  shows him  in  his prime , his  muscle- bound, varnished  body  made  from  recycled   timber  by  sculptor  Cameron  Rushton. 

Now, seemingly due to the  combination of  climate change and   recent  heavy rain , he  has  a  mouldy appearance  , which clearly requires  a  squirt  from an  instant  Bondi Beach  suntan  spraygun. 

Meanwhile, Doug's appearance frightens  young  children and causes  dogs  to bark  madly in Anderson Botanic Gardens,Townsville,where he is  sadly neglected by civic authorities, vets  and  the  tourist industry .  And , naturally, the  local  media which  suffers  from  increasing anaemia  . 

(Dung. Bondi. Townsville.)