Wednesday, October 23, 2024

EXCLUSIVE : HAIR - RAISING POLITICAL PLAN ROCKS FORELOCK TUGGERS

CANBERRA :  In  a shock  announcement , Senator Lidia  Thorpe today announced she intends  forming a  powerful new  Australian political   movement   called  the  Short  Back  and  Sides  Party .

Furthermore  , the controversial senator , who could be  thrown into the  Tower of London  for undermining  the monarchy,  has  told  award  winning  political  reporter  Argus  Tuft  she intends  having  her  hair shaved off   by  Costa Georgiadis , hirsute presenter of  the  popular ABC  Gardening  Australia television  show ,  at   the  official launch of  the  party, which  will  be  held  in  and around   Sydney's   Archibald  Fountain , during  next month's Guy Fawkes  Day celebrations. 

It is understood  Costa , above , will be  insured   for  $50million  against any  injury to his person  and  fungal  features  during  the dangerous clip , which  has been dubbed  Operation Nude Nut .

The ghosts of Sydney's long gone , naughty  King's Cross Whisper  , Peter Blake  in   particular , contributed  to   the  writing  of  this  unruly  mullet . 

(Thorpe, Monarchy, Nude .)