CANBERRA : In a shock announcement , Senator Lidia Thorpe today announced she intends forming a powerful new Australian political movement called the Short Back and Sides Party .
Furthermore , the controversial senator , who could be thrown into the Tower of London for undermining the monarchy, has told award winning political reporter Argus Tuft she intends having her hair shaved off by Costa Georgiadis , hirsute presenter of the popular ABC Gardening Australia television show , at the official launch of the party, which will be held in and around Sydney's Archibald Fountain , during next month's Guy Fawkes Day celebrations.
It is understood Costa , above , will be insured for $50million against any injury to his person and fungal features during the dangerous clip , which has been dubbed Operation Nude Nut .
The ghosts of Sydney's long gone , naughty King's Cross Whisper , Peter Blake in particular , contributed to the writing of this unruly mullet .
(Thorpe, Monarchy, Nude .)